Position: Rider. 

Occupation: Recruitment Manager 

But you would really like to be a: professional cyclist so I could do this without breaking a sweat 

Most Looking forward to: Lots of alcohol at Lands End 

Least Looking Forward to: Getting on my bike 

Most likely to say: Where's the pub? 

Least Likely to say: Isn't this fun? 

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?: My Saddle