Position: Rider. 

Occupation: All round buidling kinda geezer 

But you would really like to be a: Man 

Most Looking forward to: Showing how silky my legs look in Lycra 

Least Looking Forward to: Showing how silky my legs look in Lycra (yes, I know that's the same) 

Most likely to say: Lycra is your friend 

Least Likely to say: Does my bum look big in this? 

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?: Anyone I catch looking at my bra